Dear Anon Ymous,
Thank you for bringing this to my awareness. Unfortunately, I cannot delete myself from the internet as I signed a pact with Mephistopheles to remain enslaved in cyber-space for the rest of my life. It will please you to know that existing in this space is incredibly draining and damages my fragile mental health quite frequently, perhaps the knowledge of her suffering will bring you happiness!
Leo Que,
I am shocked to see you are feeling this way. I'd like to address this comment in greater detail, but I feel the need to point out to you that pulling out is not a fool-proof method to preventing pregnancy. Unfortunately, had your father pulled out, there is still a percentage that you could have been born anyway! Finding out the facts surrounding your birth can help bring you psychological insight and ease the pain you are feeling. For instance, I am a c-section baby. I was ripped violently out of the womb of my mother because I didn't feel ready to be born. This has resulted in major life-changes being really hectic for me as it reminds me of the fateful day on July 26th 1993 where some stranger PULLED ME OUT OF MY MOM'S WOMB! Best of luck.
Shuka Rosenbaumlamar,
I realize that my androgynous appearance may have offended you and for that I apologize; however, I do NOT apologize for my reptilian skin. This is something I cannot help and it really hurts my feelings that you felt the need to point out my ethnic features like that. We reptilians just want to blend in, this is why we shapeshift. Please check your human-privilege before leaving comments like this ever again.