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if you or a loved one have been disturbed by something you've seen on the Digital Cremation Grounds or are upset about something our webmaster DAHMER VISION has said or done, please take a moment to file a formal complaint. Here at the Digital Cremation Grounds we really care about what you think of our cyber-space. When you file a formal complaint it helps us to know what we can do to better mold ourselves into a more palatable version for you and help shield you from having to put in the work of assessing your compulsive reactivity and finally freeing your eternal soul from the cycle of Samsara!
Dahmer Vision recieves many, many complaints on the internet, and even though she'd LOVE to respond to EACH ONE individually and FIGHT EVERY SINGLE HATING ASS HOE, she can't! Here is a space where YOU, the loyal voyuer can tell Dahmer Vision how you REALLY feel! She responds to each comment here in our complaint section.
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Dear Anon Ymous,
Thank you for bringing this to my awareness. Unfortunately, I cannot delete myself from the internet as I signed a pact with Mephistopheles to remain enslaved in cyber-space for the rest of my life. It will please you to know that existing in this space is incredibly draining and damages my fragile mental health quite frequently, perhaps the knowledge of her suffering will bring you happiness!
Leo Que,
I am shocked to see you are feeling this way. I'd like to address this comment in greater detail, but I feel the need to point out to you that pulling out is not a fool-proof method to preventing pregnancy. Unfortunately, had your father pulled out, there is still a percentage that you could have been born anyway! Finding out the facts surrounding your birth can help bring you psychological insight and ease the pain you are feeling. For instance, I am a c-section baby. I was ripped violently out of the womb of my mother because I didn't feel ready to be born. This has resulted in major life-changes being really hectic for me as it reminds me of the fateful day on July 26th 1993 where some stranger PULLED ME OUT OF MY MOM'S WOMB! Best of luck.
Shuka Rosenbaumlamar,
I realize that my androgynous appearance may have offended you and for that I apologize; however, I do NOT apologize for my reptilian skin. This is something I cannot help and it really hurts my feelings that you felt the need to point out my ethnic features like that. We reptilians just want to blend in, this is why we shapeshift. Please check your human-privilege before leaving comments like this ever again.
Dear Joe Mama (aka JEBIDIAH HUNTER),
I am so sorry to hear this has happened to you; however, I believe you are misaking my husband Skyler's opinions on Nietzsche for my own. I am unfortunately too stupid to understand Nietzsche. Please reach out to my husband at 1-800-No1curr.
Love,
The kind couple that you watched on youtube for months and then randomly met in Lynden, Washington. (true story, folks).
Dear Joe Mama,
I am so sorry to hear this has happened to you; however, I believe you are misaking my husband Skyler's opinions on Nietzsche for my own. I am unfortunately too stupid to understand Nietzsche. Please reach out to my husband at 1-800-No1curr.
Lukey Z,
I am also both HAPPY and SAD that you have had this experience. A non-dual experience such as the one you are describing would cause most people to have an ego death. When you are living beyond the confines of dualistic morality like we do here at the cremation grounds, you will find that hate and love, happy and sad are just experiences of reactivity that blend together. Both are important and need to be used to traverse this material realm. UNFORTUNATELY most of the MK ULTRA normies are far too egotistical and deluded to ever really go near the concept of non-duality. I can't tell you any more about this... not because I don't want to, but because it is 3:39am and I promised I would have this god forsaken website up for the 0 degree conjunction of Saturn & Neptune in my first house tomorrow at 10:54am... Best of luck...
Ethan Towne,
Mr. Towne, please refer to our webpage concerning the topic of satire. You may find it here
Dolly Kali,
Thank for your clear and concise message concerning the voluptuous nature of my rear end. You have truly reached a corner of esoteric lore that few in the cremation grounds have revealed to them first hand. Due to the small nature of my frame and the intentionally wigger sized clothing I commonly wear, many people do not know that I actually have a large, juicy ass for my size. Thank you for bringing this to our attention as it not only helps everyone at the cremation grounds, but also any onlookers who may need help understanding the core message behind our services.
Vinay,
I am sorry to hear that these promises were not granted to you. Unfortunately, i am unable to process your request as my emotional processing unit is filled with the cries of thousands of screaming MK ULTRA normies on instagram.com and my eyes are burning out of their sockets from working on this website for over twelve hours. The next time I recieve a coupon to my favorite restaurant (arbys) I will forward it to the e-mail we have on file.
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