WELCOME TO OUR COMPLAINTS SECTION

if you or a loved one have been disturbed by something you've seen on the Digital Cremation Grounds or are upset about something our webmaster DAHMER VISION has said or done, please take a moment to file a formal complaint. Here at the Digital Cremation Grounds we really care about what you think of our cyber-space. When you file a formal complaint it helps us to know what we can do to better mold ourselves into a more palatable version for you and help shield you from having to put in the work of assessing your compulsive reactivity and finally freeing your eternal soul from the cycle of Samsara!

Dahmer Vision recieves many, many complaints on the internet, and even though she'd LOVE to respond to EACH ONE individually and FIGHT EVERY SINGLE HATING ASS HOE, she can't! Here is a space where YOU, the loyal voyuer can tell Dahmer Vision how you REALLY feel! She responds to each comment here in our complaint section.

Options for the visually impaired are listed below each complaint.

Dear Anon Ymous,

Thank you for bringing this to my awareness. Unfortunately, I cannot delete myself from the internet as I signed a pact with Mephistopheles to remain enslaved in cyber-space for the rest of my life. It will please you to know that existing in this space is incredibly draining and damages my fragile mental health quite frequently, perhaps the knowledge of her suffering will bring you happiness!

Leo Que,

I am shocked to see you are feeling this way. I'd like to address this comment in greater detail, but I feel the need to point out to you that pulling out is not a fool-proof method to preventing pregnancy. Unfortunately, had your father pulled out, there is still a percentage that you could have been born anyway! Finding out the facts surrounding your birth can help bring you psychological insight and ease the pain you are feeling. For instance, I am a c-section baby. I was ripped violently out of the womb of my mother because I didn't feel ready to be born. This has resulted in major life-changes being really hectic for me as it reminds me of the fateful day on July 26th 1993 where some stranger PULLED ME OUT OF MY MOM'S WOMB! Best of luck.

Shuka Rosenbaumlamar,

I realize that my androgynous appearance may have offended you and for that I apologize; however, I do NOT apologize for my reptilian skin. This is something I cannot help and it really hurts my feelings that you felt the need to point out my ethnic features like that. We reptilians just want to blend in, this is why we shapeshift. Please check your human-privilege before leaving comments like this ever again.

Thank you for your feedback! Don't forget to file a formal complaint. You could be featured here!


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